Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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