She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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