Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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