I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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