hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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