Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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