T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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