Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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