Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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