So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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