I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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