Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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