Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I just found puke in my bra..
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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