If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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