Me too!
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
did you just send me my own nude
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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