I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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