I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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