yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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