They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Text me some of your sweat
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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