he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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