But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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