so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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