So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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