I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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