You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 42 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:49pm

    haha I saw a guy holding both those signs in Houston yesterday!

  • 44 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:01am

    lmao. I saw that at the SF ATT Ball Park. but I think it was $0.98

  • 42 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:47am

    I agree 12:02. If they're living on the streets let them at least decide what they're gonna use the money on.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:15pm

    i wish i had taco bell right now...and a ninja. =/

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:23pm

    I saw a guy in a wheelchair in San Francisco with a sign that said "need cash for weed." I wonder how much he made...

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:14pm

    I know the guy that sent this text . He is cool!

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:35pm

    i saw a homeless guy in new york with a sign that said "buy me a beer son" and he kept yelling at people hahaha

  • 36 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:15pm

    Everytime I see a homeless guy with a funny sign I give him cash. If it's not funny, I don't do it. I've seen " Will convert religions for food / money."

  • 38 40
    Submitted by untakenalias on Jul 8, 11 at 7:39pm

    Saw a guy that was dressed up as santa with a sign that read "sleigh broke down need money for parts". XD gave him 20$

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:01pm

    Has anyone seen the guy with the "Paypal account" sign? Funny ass hobo

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:02am

    I step over homeless every day on my way to work and I always give them the change I have In my pocket. My friends ask me "arent you afraid they'll spend it on booze" ...I'm hoping they'll spend it on booze. It's not like most of these guys are one hot meal from turning their lives around. For the most of them, times run out. What's wrong with giving them a little Novocain to get them through the night?

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:13pm

    if you see a homeless guy with a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless that long...

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:39am

    me again. i just saw the one above mine about buying them food instead. GOD BLESS YOU!!! i like to carry gift certificates with me where ever i go so that i can pass them out to the homeless i see. this way if i do not have food to give them, at least they can go by to a nearby place to feed themselves. after all, lol, mcDonalds are everywhere!!

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:42pm

    Hey, I saw a guy with that sign at Giants stadium in SF.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:33pm

    wow 8:30pm has some rage issues

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:15am

    Consider buying them food instead.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:08am

    HAHA i saw him the other day... he was singing a song about lots of money.

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:14am

    Ha leave it to Texas to say some crazy off the wall stuff like that. Damn that's my area code too...

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:08am

    It just seems to be that the creative humourists end up homeless whilst wankers who have only fear and disgust when confronted with human misfortune and poverty end up spewing bile on dullarsed websites. Gishtwennypeesowsicanringmebruvverinprisonsinnitdickead

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:17pm

    "parents kidnapped by pirates. need money for sword and jaunty pirate hat"

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:13pm

    hella robbed from SF. dude had a sign that said 'ninjas kidnapped my family...need money for karate lessons' like 8 years ago

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:32am

    i agree with 9:46 and 9:47. for one, it's NEVER funny to see a homeless person. you never know how thy got there and it COULD be anyone of us someday. seriously. Plus, why can't EVERYONE just have given him the mere $0.88 he asked for? hell, everyone can spare ONE dollar. the guy MAY have been a little loopy- but he certainly was not asking for much. does no one have a heart anymore?

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:25pm

    I've seen a guy with this same sign in Houston!! Haha!!

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:47pm

    Worth the .88 for the creativity if nothing else. Where else could you find that level of amusement for that price?

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:30pm

    8:13 STFU maybe he wants to be a cool homeless guy and not a lame boring one with boring signs and smelly clothes i hope you die PANIC AT THE DISCO AND PRETTY R DA MOST AWESOMEST BANDS EVER

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:16pm

    Hey it could be worse, he could have acne

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:46pm

    that shit is not funny. wow.

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:38pm

    Old joke is old. The other version is "family taken hostage by ninjas, need money for ransom"

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:23pm

    Maybe aliens like taco bell. If I got desperate enough, I'd hold someone hostage for taco bell too.

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:16pm

    you should of given him 87 cents

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:10pm

    I see that dude all the time.. he's had that sign for years!

  • 34 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:00pm

    i am assuming 4:39 am is a 14yr old girl

  • 29 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:46pm

    i have more respect for him than the fat chicks who stand outside stores trying to get money...it dont look like you starving bitch

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 1:15am

    I texted that same thing to one my friends not too long ago before I even knew of this site. P.s. Thanks "Dr. Phil"

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:23pm

    i've seen him before too haha

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:41am

    dallas?? he must've gotten more than .88 cents cuz i see him in houston all the time.

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:58am

    SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!! I WILL JUMP 7 HOMELESS ON A SKATEBOARD!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:46am

    i saw a homeless guy in san francisco with a sign that said.. "need money for alcohol research"

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:43pm

    I seen a guy like that outside of Kinnick Stadium only his family was abducted by ninjas much like 9:19 except this guy didn't specify on whether he was going to use the money for karate or not.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 6:50pm

    Hahaha funny shit. And in my area too.

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:52pm

    I've seen "Need $ - Parts for Spaceship"

  • 29 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:49pm

    Seriously, you had to go there?

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:11pm

    In Kelowna, there was a guy who had a variation on the theme: Family abducted by aliens, need money for giant ray gun.

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:35pm

    CALIFORNIA!! SUPER COOL TO THE HOMELESS!

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:37pm

    We don't have Whitecastle here Big D hobos are something else!

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:46am

    Mexican with sign that says "trying to get back to mexico and I'm only a dollar short" I bet that guy makes millions

  • 24 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:19pm

    i saw a guy in houston with a sign that said "family abducted by ninjas, need money for karate lessons" and then on the back it said "smile"

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:11pm

    So it's not for the $.88 deal Taco Bell offers?

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:13pm

    8:42 Me too! I hella wanted to catch a picture with him but I had no monies for him.

  • 25 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:48am

    I saw a guy in New York that had a sign that said, "Need money for booze, at least I'm honest."

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:40pm

    Ive seen a dude holding that sign In Baltimore, MD

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:00pm

    the aliens can keep my family. they're not worth that much

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:27pm

    88 cent double cheeseburger @ whitecastle. he knows what's up

  • 25 52
    Submitted by shsubearkat on Mar 20, 11 at 5:04pm

    I saw that!!!

  • 21 47
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:33pm

    Wow...

  • 23 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:49pm

    I saw the same sign in Houston on July 6. Do hobos have a website forum they go to to share sign ideas?

  • 23 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:35pm

    Should have asked him if had change for a 5. If he did, ask him why he would need 88 cents? I can't tell you how many times I've enjoyed crushing those bullshit begging schemes.

  • 19 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:27pm

    7:16 LMAO well played :)