Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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