this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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