I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
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theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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