Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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