she was so not down for the gang bang
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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