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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:13pm

    so you were jizzing for a full 60 seconds? I call shenanigans

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      Submitted by m0nk3ys on Mar 9, 10 at 2:29pm

      56 seconds is more like it. i agree with the shenanigans declaration.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:26pm

    3:21, yeah, 60mph, 60 seconds = 1 mile. People are rounding 95mph to 90mph. which means 60 seconds = 1.5miles. If you don't care enough to to the math, then don't simply assume everyone else is wrong. Dumbfuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:36pm

    i like how some people actually bothered to calculate the time he would have been cumming.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:07pm

    95?! A mile and a half?! One word...EPIC!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:26pm

    Omfg if one more person calls this "epic"

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      Submitted by jiggaboo on Feb 18, 10 at 2:49am

      dude this was sooooo epic!

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      Submitted by ronasokily on Jul 18, 10 at 9:53pm

      this was extremely epic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:30pm

    Jesus fuckin Christ let it go people he's just saying he came over a great distance in a way that doesn't make him sound like an overanalyzing toolbag who would've never gotten head in the first place.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:05pm

    I wish you all an "epic" death

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:02pm

    pls stop w/the "epic"....so pathetic ("fail" and "epic fail" are just as sad)

  • 96 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:50pm

    how do you cum for more than like 15-20 seconds? lmao

  • 93 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:22am

    I want this to be on standardized tests...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:05pm

    60 second nut? bullshit

  • 83 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:30am

    What would Jesus do?

  • 81 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:13pm

    3:21 you are literally too stupid to insult

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:23pm

    To anyone calling BS on the mile and a half part, he could just be exaggerating. Maybe it seemed like that to him an he didn't really keep track. But props to him for getting road head.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:09pm

    ....I hope you crash your car into a wall next time. You could have killed someone valuable, unlike yourself or the slut blowing you, you selfish prick.

  • 82 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:10pm

    I got roadhead at 115 bitch

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:45pm

    @323....you sound odd

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:43am

    December 19, 2009 11:09PM: You obviously have never had this glorious experience. I'm a chick and I got oral while driving. Its not that dangerous because you're smart enough to concentrate on the road still...and the whole driving while getting it is a huge turn on. to everyone who disagrees with me...fuck off.

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:24am

    hahahahahahahhaaa 8:36

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    Submitted by Paxl on Apr 25, 11 at 11:53am

    56.84 seconds of cuming.\nShenanigans I say!

  • 70 79
    Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on Oct 21, 10 at 11:24pm

    im pretty sure i saw this dude. i was cheering him on

  • 79 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:55pm

    Keep it up. You'll be the next idiot who causes a traffic jam

  • 69 78
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 11, 10 at 9:59am

    When it's good head it takes me about a minute....

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:20pm

    11:20 - what was that again? I don't think I get it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:27am

    But what kind of car were you in?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:49pm

    1:28 check ur math u used the right formula and still got the wrong answer. He came for about 25 seconds haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:56pm

    I think he was exaggerating the "mile-and-a-half" part.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:14pm

    you came for a full minute?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:25am

    buububububutt wwwwww why?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:15am

    yeah suburban stl :) where is there enough copless space to get road head around here? foristell?

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      Submitted by JimHalpert on May 11, 10 at 8:18am

      Hwy. 100. Wildwood. People go 120 at night.

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:11pm

    12:49, correcting somebody by giving another wrong answer makes you look like a retard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:58pm

    EPIC to all of the people that bitch about the word epic, you do realize we post it to irritate you, right? EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:00pm

    And you get pulled over for texting!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:27pm

    Everyone who says Epic, excluding me, should be aborted.

  • 72 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:23pm

    @3:02 I can abort you with a bullet, fuckstick.

  • 72 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:59pm

    Wow u deserve a medal for that.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by AU23 on Aug 13, 10 at 11:31pm

    Next person who ays shenanigans is getting pistol whipped. $1 super troopers

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:31pm

    2:36, youre retarded. Why are you here if you cant take a joke

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:31am

    i hope you crash and she bites your dick off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:30am

    got into the mile high club on a concorde. came for 12 miles

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:21pm

    lol ppl are dumb if he was going 60mph it would have been a 60 second nut. 95mph is less time but i dont care enough to do math.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:54pm

    Hahah 2:36 you are retarded

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:27am

    Anybody that actually Figured exactly how many miles this Bro came and is bitching about it needs to have a beer or two and read this text again cause this is fucking sweet because A. He is getting road head which is bro and he is going 95 which we all no is most likely breaking a law which is also bro. So due to these facts he is indeed a bro which means he is cool as fuck and so is the text.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:32am

    No dumbshit (1:28) that would make him cum for 30 seconds. Nice try though bitch

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:22pm

    MOST. EPIC. NIGHT. EVER.

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:06pm

    Yeah that's epic man!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:39pm

    oh god you are all such failures at basic math. 3:26 and 5:45 thank you for actually getting it right. (57 sec / 60 / 60) hours * 95 mph = 1.5 miles. 3:14 you are actually my favorite because you would be right if there were 100 seconds in a minute

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:06pm

    Road dome is the proper terminology

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:32am

    wtf does OP mean? I've been seeing it on a lot of posts..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:29am

    Also I realized that I said no instead of know a simple drunken texting mistake

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:53pm

    unless its at 100mph its pussy shit. i hit 100 in a prius which according to reviews and tests of the car is not possible. yes the fact it was in a prius was not epic but i think thats the most legit thing you can do in a prius

    • 36 67
      Submitted by BlackDS on Nov 22, 11 at 10:15pm

      I sense dishonesty eminating from this post

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:11pm

    11:09 calm it pal it was probably make up anyways so shut up

  • 64 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:23pm

    6:13 The hangover haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:30pm

    wish I could do that

  • 50 67
    Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 8, 11 at 12:33pm

    Fake

  • 62 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:45am

    56 seconds.... Nice!

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:59pm

    Obviously a fake text. But kinda funny!

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:20pm

    epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic

  • 49 67
    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 15, 10 at 1:51am

    Lol this happened in stl?

  • 56 82
    Submitted by orangebownanens on Mar 12, 10 at 5:35pm

    is came really the past tense version?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:58pm

    All this Prius talk makes me sick. Who drives those tiny pieces of shit?

  • 50 73
    Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Oct 30, 10 at 12:23pm

    I love giving road dome!! It's so fun!!

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:09pm

    guys... he was exaggerating (sp?)

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    Submitted by cev2387 on Oct 25, 10 at 2:24pm

    I've gotten road head doing 145 in a 70. ended up running from 2 IL state troopers that night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:40pm

    It's called a mouth hug.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:41pm

    Just be sure not to hit a gypsy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:02pm

    should be aborted? um...liiiiiiiiiittle late for that douschecock. this is an epic text though

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:04am

    U can't cum for 60 seconds

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:08pm

    Whoever is above me is fuckin stupid..also he'd have to be going 120 if it could actually last 30 seconds..also who the fuck texts this to people? Why does everyone need a pat on the back for everything they do?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:08pm

    haha. fair fuck. i know a guy who got road head while his mother was driving.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:28am

    Since 60 MPH is a mile a minuite, and he was going 95... Than that means he came for a minute and a half :O holly shit.

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    Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Oct 30, 10 at 12:19pm

    I love giving road dome!!! It's soo fun!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:18pm

    I hope you die next time, cunt. :).

  • 38 71
    Submitted by CrawfordS on Nov 22, 11 at 9:21pm

    Amen 5:30

  • 24 53
    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:38am

    no way can you cum for that long

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:00pm

    wow a whole second (approximately)