just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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