so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Some milfs here doing some blow
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Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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