Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just cropdusted the office
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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