You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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