Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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