I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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