There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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