Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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