i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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