I must be too annoying 4 u.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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