ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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