i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we're making bets on your personal life
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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