Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
don't judge my taste in strippers
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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