Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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