the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I have tasted many bathrooms
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