there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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