your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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