Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
now i know why i became what i already was.
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I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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