i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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